are we still on for friday? damn all these people who havent signed in yet... my GOSHNESS!!! its disneyland, right? we have to do something... ANYthing this spring break together...

i miss my best friend... no not rachel... kristen kreuk... i've been so busy lately i feel i've been neglecting her... i havent seen her in over 2 weeks... what is this world coming to? im sorry, girl... i promise... this tues at 9... i will be there...

i must sound insane...

todays mantra:
"those who dance may be considered insane by those who cannot hear the music"

C A T C H // A // F A L L E N // A N G E L
these are my poems... feel free to browse and comment... actually... please read it and comment... thanks guys! *muah!

...i saw the light!!!

........ and then it went out

............ im lost in the dark... help... me...

funny comics for thousts enjoyment:

how common is your name?
the official US census of most common female names

is it just me or is there romance in the air?

how insanely beautiful this representation of love is...

senior retreat... fun in the.. uh... snow

19 things to do in the bathroom stall ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate
% Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
% Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
% Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
% Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
% Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
% Say "Damn, this water is cold."
% Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
% Say, "Now how did that get there?"
% Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
% Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy !!"
% Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
% Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then
say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
% Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
% Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
% Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
% Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
% Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
% Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo! I see you !"
% Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop
.: Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
.: Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
.: Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
.: Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
.: Put some M&M's on lay away.
.: Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
.: Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
.: When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
.: Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
.: Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
.: While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
.: In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
.: Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
.: When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
.: Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

You know you grew up in the 1980's if...

80 You ever ended your sentence with "psych"
80 You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers
80 You watched the pound puppies
80 You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
80 You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
80 You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
80 You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
80 You know that 'Whoa' comes from Joey on "Blossom"
80 Three words: M.C. Hammer
80 You thought it would be great to have a friend named "Boner"
80 You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"
80 If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long!
80 Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics
80 You ever watched Fraggle Rock
80 You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike
80 You remember When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
80 You wore a pony tail to the side of your head
80 You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen
80 You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school
80 You made your mom buy you one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side
80 You had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall
80 You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) with friends at school
80 You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it
80 L.A. GEAR
80 Your mother wouldn't let you have garbage pail kids
80 You wanted to change your name to Jem in Kindergarten
80 You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books
80 You know the profound meaning of "Wax on,Wax off"
80 You wanted to be a Goonie
80 You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing
80 You wanted to be on StarSearch
80 You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose felloff
80 You took Lunch pales to school
80 You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf
80 You remember the craze, and then banning of slap bracelets
80 You still get the urge to use "NOT" at the end of every statement you make
80 You remember Hypercolor T-shirts
80 Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
80 You remember Punky Brewster
80 You loved Howard the duck
80 You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up
80 You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged "friendship bracelets"
80 You ever owned a pair of Jelly Shoes
80 After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you couldn't stop saying "I know you are but what am I?"
80 You remember "I've fallen...and I can't get up!"
80 You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
80 You ever got seriously injured on a slip and slide
80 You know not to mix poprocks and soda (but did it anyway!)
80 You have played with a 'skip-it'
80 You had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's
80 You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks
80 You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoons
80 You remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian"
80 If you remember Heathcliff the orange cat
80 You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special
80 You've gone through this list occasionally saying "That wasn't from the 80's"
80 You remember Popples
80 DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
80 You wore socks over tights with high-top Reeboks
80 You wore like 8 pairs of socks at once, scrunched down
80 MISS MARY MACK MACK MACK ALL DRESSED IN BLACK BLACK BLACK.....
80 You remember boom boxes instead of CD players
80 You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies
80 You remember the Transformers
80 You know what it meant to say "care bear stare!!" and you had a favorite
80 You remember Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales
80 You remember watching TV thinking Doogie Howser was hot!
80 You remember Alf, the little furry brown alien from Melmac
80 You remember the large amounts of hairspray used
80 You remember those very stylish headbands
80 You remember Vicky the Robot
80 You remember Eve Garland from Out of this World and how she could stop time by pressing the tips of her index fingers together and talking to her dad through a glowing cube in her bedroom
80 You remember the beggining of New Kids on the Block
80 You remember watching The Cosby show
80 You remember Mr.Belvadere
80 You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future
80 You know all the names of the gang from "Saved by the Bell"
80 You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "shot through the heart" song

You have just received the Amish computer virus. Because we don't have any computers, or programming experience, this virus works on the honor system.
Please delete all the files from your hard drive and hand-deliver this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,
The Amish Computer Engineering Department

50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

# Make race car noises when people get on and off.
# Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
# Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
# Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
# Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
# On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
# Shave.
# Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
# Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.
# Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
# When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
# Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
# Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
# One word: Flatulence!
# On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
# Do Tai Chi exercises.
# Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
# When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
# Give religious tracts to each passenger.
# Meow occasionally.
# Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
# Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
# Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
# Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
# Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.
# Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
# Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
# Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"
# Leave a box between the doors.
# Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
# Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
# Start a sing-along.
# When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
# Play the accordion.
# Shadow box.
# Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
# Lean against the button panel.
# Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
# Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
# Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
# Bring a chair along.
# Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"
# Blow spit bubbles.
# Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
# Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
# Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
# Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
# Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
# Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
# If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"

*sniff *sniff... i think im moving to vegas... i dont know why but my parents want to... it seems we're all going every which way... aand sumtimes i wish everything would just stay senior year forever... when we all met and became friends (finally)... seriously... look how different we are... and the different paths we took... all ending up in this lil elite club of smart asses... and we get along so well! even more than our immediate group of friends... ahhhh! i wanna leave and graduate and everything... but i kinda wish things would stay the same too... ya know? *sniff *sniff

You know that you're a catholic school girl when:
! You spend at least 6 days a week at your school.
! You know where most of your teachers live.
! You don't know the meaning of the words "work" or "study."
! You have mastered the art of cheating.
! Parents seem to think you're such a great influence on their child.
! Your parents think you are perfect and believe whatever you say.
! At one time you almost liked your uniform...almost. Yup, the shirts get rolled, skirts get short.
! The minute school is over you look like you just got out of the Britney Spears video (michelle would like this one)
! You get kicks out of being able to wear pajamas to school.
! You have a way of making yourself look sooo innocent...when we all know you're really not.
! By the time you hit ninth grade, you had figured how to get yourself in and out of your house without your parents knowing.
! You lie a lot, more than any public school kid you know.
! You know more classmates who smoke weed than dont.
! You're obsessed with Dave Matthews.
! It costs you $100 to park in your school's lot.
! You only have one pep rally per school year.
! Your parents spend over $300 a year on your school books.
! Your parents bought you a car.
! Everyone hugs each other when they greet people.
! At dances you form an all-girls circle and no guys can take over.
! You have the best bunch of friends and no one will ever ruin that.
! You DON'T wear a cross
! You have redefined what an oxford is.
! Schools with shorts can kiss your skirt.
! You're blonde, or once were...naturally or not...or wish you were.
! You rarely shave during the winter and if you do you leave it for weekends.
! You try to get as many dress code violations in one day without getting caught as possible.
! You know what a demerit is.
! You bring an endless supply of green, navy, or maroon knee socks to college with you.
! You drink excessively on the weekend, or whenever you go out.
! Your idea of a "different" weekend is drinking a new kind of alcohol.
! Drinking isn't just a hobby for you--it's a career...and something to be very proud of.
! You have been caught drinking at one time or another, probably at a school dance.
! You conclude that the nuns are bitches due to a lack of sex.
! You are a closet whore.
! You have countless obsessions with guys you've never even spoken to and insist on visiting their home/work every night of the weekend.
! When you go out, you always plan to hook up.
! You do dirty things w/ guys every time you have a chance.
! You are the meaning of the saying: "Sex is evil, sex is a sin,all sins are forgiven so let's begin!"
! You become fixated on meeting or talking to the guy of your dreams (also a catholic school kid).
! Your first kiss was from a Mike, John or Jim.
! At least one of your friends will have thought they were pregnant by your junior year of high school.
! In ninth grade, you figured out how to get guys in and out of your house without your parents knowing.
! You have no problem joking about being a lesbian.
! You know how to tie a tie, but not on yourself.
! You spend many a theology class listening to your teacher preach about the Catholic church's take on premarital sex.
! When you meet people for the first time they know you go to Catholic school because..."Catholic school girls are crazy!"
! You've shoplifted sometime before in your life...and broken many other laws for that matter.
! You dont know anyone in your classes who hasn't cheated at least once.
! You can out-eat any guy you know!
! You have tried to get out of going to church on Sunday by saying "But I prayed all week."
! You seriously don't know how to shut up.
! "Remember whens" are your specialty.
! "Only the Good Die Young" is a song to live by.
! You've put endless amounts of gum underneath a pew during school mass.
! You play field hockey, basketball, or swim. You like to cheer, but hate cheerleaders.
! At least one of your friends is named: Katie, Lauren, or Megan.
! Your name has a Catherine, Mary or Elizabeth in it.
! You have sworn that you will never, ever send your kids to Catholic school.
! Everyone knows everything about everyone else's business!
! What happened on Friday night is all around school by Monday morning before first period.
! Some of the teachers are in on the student body gossip.
! You are able to give a detailed description of pretty much everyone.

I finally FINALLY joined.

i swear... mr santos is going looney tunes on us... my GOD! he has such violent thoughts against me... is it because of that letter? does the man still hold a grudge on me? hey guys, no matter what- im putting make up on that man if its the last thing i do... who's with me?!

hello fellow honors elitist... <- if thats how you spell it... welcome to our brand new gossip column... haha... or just a random rambling area... im so proud to be the webmaster... hope ya'll love it... like i love u guys... hehe...